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Community Stats: Level 23 Blank Slate; Normal Whistle; Ranked as Private

Beat Level 1 5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle Medal Stats.

Raging Hot Boner 5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire Medal Stats.

OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers. Medal Stats.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground. Medal Stats.

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times. Medal Stats.

Close Call 10 Points Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude. Medal Stats.

20 Stars 5 Points Collect 20 stars in a single flight. Medal Stats.

Swan Dive 10 Points Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity. Medal Stats.

Progression 5 Points Unlock your first door or elevator Medal Stats.

Lazors 5 Points Get killed by the lasers Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 429 (From 70 different games.)

The Pigpen Rated 4.4289 Stars Pigs aren't greedy... they just lack self control. Other

Smokey the Monkey Rated 4.4292 Stars A lab monkey's life is turned upside-down when a hippie trio attempt a daring rescue. Comedy - Original

Dick Knows Best Rated 3.8151 Stars Vice President Dick Cheney decides to give a young boy a civics lesson

The Internet You Need Rated 4.4235 Stars The Seymour's lives are turned upside down when they lose the Internet they Need. Informative

The Scale of the Universe Rated 4.4273 Stars Zoom from the edge of the universe to the quantum foam of spacetime! Gadgets - Other

Seed of Destruction Rated 4.4149 Stars Ride around on a giant sperm and generally ruin everything. Action - Other

Dino Run Rated 4.4190 Stars The doom asteroid has finally dropped... run, jump and claw your way to survival! Action - Platformer - Other

Infectonator : World Dom Rated 4.4278 Stars It is time to infect people, turn them into zombies, and Dominate the World! Simulation - Other